Posts Tagged 'witch'

Witch Jokes

Why are Witches good at English?
They are brilliant at spelling.

What witches do you find in the desert?
Sandwitches!

I met two witches who were twins -
I just couldn’t tell which witch was which!

Witch Joke

Q: What happened the witch who swallowed the dragon?
A: She cackled with de-light!

Must Remember That Joke

Lola:Would you remember me in a month?
Witch:Yes.
Lola:Would you remember me in a week?
Witch:Of course
Lola:Would you remember me in a day?
Witch:Yes!
Lola:Would you remember me in an hour?
Witch:Of course I would.
Lola:Would you remember me in a minute?
Witch:Yes!  Yes! Yes!
Lola:Knock,Knock
Witch:Who’s there?
Lola:You’ve forgotten me already!



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