Posts Tagged 'knock knock'

Knock Knock!

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
B-2 !
B-2 who ?
B-2 school on time !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
B-4 !
B-4 who ?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Baby Owl !
Baby Owl who ?
Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won’t !
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Bach !
Bach who ?
Bach to work!

COW JOKE


Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cows.

Cows who?

Cows go moo not who!!

Must Remember That Joke

Lola:Would you remember me in a month?
Witch:Yes.
Lola:Would you remember me in a week?
Witch:Of course
Lola:Would you remember me in a day?
Witch:Yes!
Lola:Would you remember me in an hour?
Witch:Of course I would.
Lola:Would you remember me in a minute?
Witch:Yes!  Yes! Yes!
Lola:Knock,Knock
Witch:Who’s there?
Lola:You’ve forgotten me already!



Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.